Friday, 25 May 2012

The big 100.




After publishing ~830000 words, this is my... one, hundredth, title. (I think) (spread across 2 pen names)

Get your 50% off copy at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/165572 with the coupon code TJ72X. Good for this weekend! 

Where will I go from here? I'm staring at creating a few other new pen names, experimenting with longer titles, raunchier content etc. I don't know, really. For now, I'm thinking of taking a few days off (again) to research on how to write longer stories with more plot, instead of just banging out a short a day.

Oh, I'll make sure the free anthology becomes the 101st release!

It's been a pretty wild 4.5 months with many ups and downs. But thank you, readers, for being there and motivating me to write more.

I'll post another cover when I hit 200 titles (like that's ever going to happen). 

Saturday, 19 May 2012

Hitting the big '100' soon.

I'm on story number 93 now. There's 3 more stories in the works and quite a few bundles.

This, is, really, exciting! :D

What next after hitting my first three digit publication? Maybe I'll keep writing, maybe I'll start a new pen name writing more romancey stuff. I'll think about it when it comes.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

I remember...

I remember when I was 14 (or was it 15? I'm not that clear about it.), we were giving art projects to do. Given that I was a slacker/rocker wannabe/didn't really care for art then, I didn't really bother to do it.

The school had this really stupid homework policy (not sure if it's still there or if enough people didn't give a shit about it so it was eventually forgotten/scrapped) whereby your grade for a certain piece of homework will be deducted depending on how many days late you handed it up.

So if you were 1 day late in handing up your homework to the teacher, you'd get 10% deducted off whatever score you were supposed to get. So if you scored 80% on some assignment, a 10% deduction meant you actually ended up with 72%. Bummer. : /

If you were 2/3 days late, it's a 50% deduction. More than 3? 100% deduction and you STILL had to hand it in. By then obvious no one cares about handing in a homework that you're already confirmed a big fat zero for. If you still didn't hand it in, I think they'd call your parents up or something.

I know, draconian policies in retarded schools.

BUT, it only counted as a day late if it was a SCHOOL DAY. Which meant that if the deadline was on a Friday and you handed it up next Monday, it'd only count as 1 day late even though the two whole days of the weekend flew on by.

Given that the deadline of the stupid art project was on the last day of the term before the summer vacation (1 whole month of mucking around WHOOHOO), I obviously chose the 'meh, fuck it.' route.

I had an extra month to finish up the stupid art project (which I rushed through in 2 hrs and produced some shitty fan fiction comic based off the korean online game of Gunz: The Duel) and handed it up on the first day of the new term to a very unimpressed art teacher. She stared at me like I played the system for all that it's worth (admittedly unintentionally at first) and accepted it after forgetting that she still had work to do thanks to my fortuitous delays.

The art project thing had a total possible score of 15 marks. I scored a rather excellent (to me, anyway) 3/15. And since 10% of 3 marks is 0.3 marks, she had to round it up to 3/15. There. No visible penalty for handing in my work a month later. As you can tell, art is either not my strong suit, or the art teachers in my school are total philistines that can't appreciate beauty when they see it.

This is probably the most random post I've ever done here, considering all my other posts are about me writing or putting out naughty stories (still happening peeps! :P), but yeah, I just that specific funny thought remembering stuff that happened in the past.

Man, I hope this place doesn't become my livejournal... unless readers of smut actually want to know about my uninteresting life compared to my entertaining fantasies put out in text.

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Use for a blog.

I haven't blogged regularly. But that's because I'd rather spend my time writing and publishing new titles for people to read.

Now I'm thinking it'll be better for people to come and see this blog more often too. I'll be adding some pages to my titles and restructuring the backlinks on all my titles in the next few days/weeks I hope. Oh, and I'll also be compiling a free paranormal anthology for myself and other erotica authors as well so if anyone here actually does read this blog, don't forget to look out for it haha.

Friday, 16 March 2012

Still writing...

It seems so long ago where I got excited over reaching 30 titles... and then 40.

I've just put out my 59th title. I don't know why I write so much, maybe because I just like writing, anything else is just a bonus.

Keep reading, like what I write, and I'll keep writing. :)

Thursday, 16 February 2012

Squeezed out by BS and PP

Yup, as most of you may have heard, a lot of indie authors have received email(in their spam folder now less) about BS forcing us to remove titles. A lot of titles. I had to remove 8 of them which had PI. I mean, c'mon. This is retarded. I won't repeat any arguments here for other authors who have lost more than I have are also super pissed.

I spent about 2 hours today editing the PI out of my PI titles and reuploading them. Let's see if it sticks. Also, if you're game for some PI despite whatever shit BS and PP are trying to pull, you can always check my (uncensored) stuff up on Smashwords, Amazon, ARe(for now) etc.

Like I said, this is retarded. Peace.